15 Things that Prove You're a String Player

1.  Your instrument costs way more than your car

2.  You've got a hickey, but no lover 

3. You'll happily surrender a leg over an arm 

4.  You feel sad when you see an instrument with loose strings 

5. You die a little each time you see an actor pretending to play 

6.  Your dry cleaner constantly moans of rosin stains on your pants 

7. You ask for a spare G string without ever thinking twice 

8.  Your left hand's far more coordinated than your right – and you're right handed! 

9. You stop yourself air-bowing on the train 

10. You brush your teeth at night with a bow hold 

11. You play your dictation exams on your right arm like a fingerboard 

12.  You touch a hotplate and barely feel a thing 

13. Your left ear's slightly more deaf than your right 

14. You treat your instrument better than everything and everyone around you 

15. You read all of the above and nod knowingly